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kevinnuut:

Astronomical, Brah.
We all know the sun is licking his lips, waiting. The galaxy is the longest of socially awkward party settings. I think I could have improved on Venus, but after about 10 faces I gave up.

Astronomical, Brah.

We all know the sun is licking his lips, waiting. The galaxy is the longest of socially awkward party settings. I think I could have improved on Venus, but after about 10 faces I gave up.

gunshowcomic:

why won’t these men leave my farm

STALK TO ME BABY SHOW ME THE HONEY RICE TO MEET YOU TURNIP THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN MY TIRE IS FLAT I’LL USE ASPARAGUS.

That’s all i had in me, okay good bye. See You Next Monday CUNM (??)

catversushuman:

Moral of the story: don’t stick your hand in suspicious places.

lizclimo:

That awkward moment when you realize you’re a puffer fish.

deementedforever:

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lizclimo:

nah, dude. you’re good.